Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

It's 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear (from YMH Studios' The Danny Brown Show) Danny Brown! Danny talks to Tom about watches, getting his identity stolen, and things he learned from hanging out with Insane Clown Posse. They talk about how Danny got into podcasting, his move to Austin, traveling and performing in different countries, and Ninja from Die Antword trying to pick him up. Then Danny runs Tom through some fashion tips and all the hottest places he gets clothes from.

Ep. 139 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Danny Brown

Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Bert Kreischer is on dialysis and Tom Segura sits down with guest bear Ron White! The bears talk about how Ron used Ayahuasca to stop drinking, Ron getting arrested for drug smuggling, and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. They trade standup comedy stories, discuss retirement, and some advice on love and happiness!

Ep. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White

We got guest bear Yannis Pappas joining Tom Segura this week! Go check out his standup comedy special "Mom Love" on YouTube! The bears discuss celebrity culture, standup comedy youtube specials, and fat football coaches like Stan Van Gundy and Mark Mangino. They find an article wondering why Bert Kreischer takes his shirt off all the time, describe what it feels like for your jokes to not work on stage, and appreciate everything Jewish people have done for society. They discuss cool things about China, how people stopped caring about the Olympics,  how to raise good kids and today's swimsuit models.

Ep. 137 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Yannis Pappas

Another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! This week the two talk about Bert’s love of the band Wilco, how they each pitch this podcast to people who haven’t listened to it, and a promising new product Bert wants to be affiliated with. They discuss being fathers, buying gifts for their crew on the road, how they both got into sneaker culture, and why they ever became friends in the first place. Bert gets an important phone call from LeeAnn, the two break down what comments on social media mean, and a great bit from Ron White.

Ep. 136 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about how wild it's been to be friends with Joe Rogan as his career has grown, they take the original racist test that Bert found, and they discuss serial killers and where they went wrong. They talk about how Joey Diaz blew up a group text, getting stuck on a huge email thread with hundreds of other comedians, and Tom tries on his cream leather jacket for Bert. Bert tries to surprise KFC and Feitelberg from Barstool with a trip to Europe, hanging out with people without drinking, and how they're crafting their stand up comedy specials.

Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

On this episode of “2 Bears, 1 Cave,” Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss hatmaking, Bert’s experience hanging with Christy Mack, Tom’s ad campaign he did with Jared Fogle, athletes who cheat on their spouses, Melissa Villasenor and Selena Gomez’ “chola” SNL sketch, and more. The Bears also take a test to see if they’re racist, and the results may surprise you!

Ep. 134 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Chris Distefano AKA Chrissy Specials joins Bert Kreischer this week fresh off of his new Netflix special "Speshy Weshy!" They discuss drinking, check in with Christina P to ask about her Netflix special Mom Genes, and side effects. Bert and Chris discuss their friendship with Tom, the early days of Joe Rogan, and old school comedy legends like Dave Attell, Colin Quinn and Jerry Seinfeld. They talk about how they got to where they are in comedy, being dads, and finding a work/life balance.

Ep. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano

We have a special guest bear joining Bert Kreischer today... it's Mark Normand! They talk about iconic standup comedy sets from black comedians, prescription pills, and Bert getting hurt on his Travel Channel show. They trade stories about first experiences with drugs, alcohol and sex. They discuss their sex lives, cultures from all over the world, a bartender Bert was attracted to the night before, and being diverse on accident.

Ep. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer

On this week's episode of "2 Bears, 1 Cave," Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's inability to keep a secret, jigsaw puzzles, racing Caeleb Dressel, why Bert should be a Speedo spokesperson, and "Jackass Forever." Bert recalls partying with Johnny Knoxville in the 90s, and the two FaceTime Steve-O

Ep. 131 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss finding your personal style and take a look at the style of celebrities such as Lenny Kravitz, Jason Momoa, Ben Affleck, and Jack Black. They also talk The Neck Boys, getting rest on tour, Logan Paul's pro wrestling debut, vacationing in Medellin, Kodak Black, and more. Plus, Bert introduces Tom to his new favorite game: Wordle. 

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Ep. 130 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

It's Tom Segura's birthday, and Bert Kreischer, once again, topped their previous birthday gifts to each other. He got him a race car for 2 Bears Racing! The Bears call Matt Farah of "The Smoking Tire," who advised Bert on the purchase. He gives Tom and Bert a full run down of the car's specs. The Bears then swap stories of other meaningful gifts they've given to people, and get emotional discussing Bert's "Wait Staff Raffle" where he would give comedy club staff the chance to win money at his shows.

Ep. 129 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss stem cell treatments, hanging with DJ Premier in New York, Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, and the ways Walter Matthau and Michael Jordan bet. Also, Bert thinks he's turning into Kanye West, which prompts a discussion about how he would react if LeeAnn started dating John Mayer.

Ep. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss why Tom got into an altercation at a dog park, Kodak Black getting shot, Jenna Jameson's illness, Kevin Hart's Gucci pants, and Tom's experiences at the Buffalo Bills facility and Chef Jose Andres' restaurant Jaleo. Josh Potter was just on tour with Bert, this leads the Bears to compare and contrast how the two of them tour. Also Bert may be joining OnlyFans! 

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Ep. 127 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura! The bears start off the show talking about being bullies and being bullied in school. Who do you think was a bigger bully, Tom or Bert? Then they review shows and specials they’ve recently seen, like Dave Chappelle’s Home Team: Earthquake’s “Legendary”, Anthony Jeselnik’s “Fire in the Maternity Ward”, Ali Wong’s “Don Wong”, and Bert’s favorite: “A Made Homecoming”. Bert talks about his unfortunate introductions to Oliver Stone, Joe Rogan, Tom Cruise, and bro have you seen the hot chicks on @mugshawtys’ Instagram?! See you next week on 2 Bears 1 Cave!

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Ep. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's experience watching Tyler Perry's "A Madea Homecoming," Britney Spears' insane Instagram posts, W. Kamau Bell's new docuseries "We Need to Talk About Cosby," and David Spade's episode of 2 Bears. Bert tells the story of going to a strip club in Austin with his crew the night before, and Tom and Bert talk about "Yo! MTV Raps." This leads them to wonder why Method Man and Redman haven't started a podcast. They wrap up by FaceTiming Russell Peters to see if he could put the Bears in contact with them. 

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Ep. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

It’s another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave! Bert starts the episode off comparing himself to minor league and Olympian athletes. What a surprise! Do you think Bert could challenge Caeleb Dressel at swimming? Israel Adesanya at fighting? What if they were both drunk? Tom tries talking about the new Chevrolet Corvette, 2 Bears Racing, and his genuine love for other people’s fear, but Bert moves onto his favorite politician, Saparmurat Niyazov, talks about commissioning a statue of himself, and/or Tom Segura in pure bronze, and how excited he is for 2 Bears Racing!

Ep. 124 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss what they think Bert's daughter's college experience will be like due to Bert's "party guy" persona, their tastes in fashion and art, and Bert's process of perfecting his stand-up routine. Bert shares a joke he wrote about Joe Rogan and Neil Young, and The Bears discuss their nicknames and brainstorm which rappers have the best nicknames. They wrap up by looking at videos of paragliding and ziplining accidents.

Ep. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer opens with what it's like visiting Austin, and how much he loves playing games with Tom Segura's kids. Also, Tom's kids give Bert a new nick name: Fat Sticks. The bears talk about standup comedy all over the world, they try to figure out the perfect outfit for Bert's next special, and we go down the female golfer rabbit hole. We check out other cool hobbies women can get into, watch some cool debt/stuck related "videos," and check out what kind of videos the rest of America is into.

Ep. 122 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer out of the new Austin set and we get into hypotheticals about hooking up with relatives! We get an update on the weight loss challenge with Nadav, talk about Ben Askren and the Jake Paul fight, and Bert tries to figure out his price for getting knocked out by a professional fighter. How much should Bert get to be in a boxing ring with Israel "Stylebender" Adesanya? The bears discuss the recent passing of Louis Anderson, Bob Saget, and Norm McDonald. Tom shares a story about him and Ryan Sickler smoking out Norm and seeing him go on stage right after. Bert then shares a story of a Paralympian swimmer Chloe Toscano who recently removed her arm and the bears gauge the room on some playful choking in the bedroom.

Ep. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave, and we have guest bear David Spade joining Tom Segura! Spade has all sorts of questions as he just started an SNL themed podcast co-hosted by Dana Carvey called "Fly On The Wall." David tells Tom about getting on Saturday Night Live with Rob Schneider and what it was like to be a writer/performer on the cast back then. They talk about Tommy Boy, Chris Farley, Kevin Nealon, Gap Girls, and a horror story involving Eddie Murphy.

Ep. 120 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & David Spade

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are finally recording out of the new set and Bert almost immediately ruins it. Bert fantasizes which celebrities he'd date, the bears discuss the Buffalo Bill's insane game and the incredible 2 Bears cleats that Gabe Davis wore during a game. The bears try doing some inspirational social media posts, we get an update on #TheMachine movie, Bert shares his Covid episode and a screen grab from his nest cam after he had sex. The bears talk hot sauces, Nadav's weight loss, and how Bert pronounces Whataburger wrong.

Ep. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert thinks he's finally going to move to Austin! Will Enny and Nadav move in with him? Then, the bears decide to completely change and rebuild Nadav. Is he up for the challenge? Tom shares how he got into doing standup comedy and Bert reveals he doesn't listen when people answer his questions.

Ep. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and with special guest bear, Ari Shaffir! We analyze some of Carrot Top's wild Instagram posts and ask Ari how he got banned from social media. They talk about how important change is to your life and some fans who are surprised when comedians don't care about their feelings. Ari tells us about his time at J school, Tom shows Ari a heavy clip from YMH Live and an OG clip known as "Man VS Jar." Ari tells Tom about traveling to the Dominican Republic, Tom updates Ari on Bert's health, and they discuss how crazy weed from overseas is.  Then they finish on a lighter note and react to a WILD cartel video.

Ep. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir

It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, and Bert is having a rough time recovering from the previous episode. Bert went into a deprivation tank loaded and had a day of polar plunges and packed saunas and marvels at his incredible genes. With that, they talk about ayahuasca which cause Bert to have a panic attack mid-thought. The bears discuss sleep, touring styles, disc golfers, and E-sports gamers. The bears get into their personal body counts, how fat their faces get, and Bert's love of hot dogs and food.

Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

A truly special episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer where they try do as many vices in the span of a little over an hour. Bert and Tom celebrate their power by lighting cigars and Bert tries to compare himself to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. They try to come up with the premise to a movie that The Rock would do with them... would you watch it? Bert shows some fun posts from Nikki Glazer and Whitney Cummings. Tom helps Bert realize he should open a "recovery center," and they discuss the next big 2 Bears, 1 Cave event... 2 Bears Racing. Tom reminds Bert how impressed he is with his tennis serve, the bears share their favorite laughs with each other, and they decide which email they'd prefer to be eaten by.

Ep. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in Austin and we try to figure out if Bert is the most self absorbed person Tom knows. Is he a lot? Bert tries to convince Enny to let him smoke cigars in his house and Bert reveals how he incentivized his tour bus to motivate his weight loss. He describes his day working out with Joe Rogan at the Onnit gym, and the bears make Nadav compare and contrast their stand up shows. Bert admits he likes talking more than he likes listening and Tom tells him about shooting with Unk Shine. The bears discuss a great parody of the JRE they watched, as well as the Josh Robert Thompson impression of Morgan Freeman, which makes Bert attempt a couple impressions for Tom, and Bert fantasizes about his retirement which turns into one of the hardest laughs had on the show.

Ep. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, this time out of Bert studio in Los Angeles! Bert shares he's been on a fasting mimicking cleanse diet and shares his incentivized weight loss routine on tour. They go on to discuss at the physique of jacked celebrities like Michael B. Jordan, Chris Pratt, Kumail Nanjiani and how Jason Momoa does it the best way. Bert is excited for his work out with Joe Rogan at the Onnit gym and Tom reminisces about cigarettes. Tom shows Bert the Hard 75 work out and eating plan and Bert pitches 2 Bears Racing and he can't wait to be a pit crew boss. Tome shares his discovery of baby wipes and a mishap he had on the road. The bears check in on Bert's accountabili-buddy, Nadav, and they also really like where Jonah Hill is at in his life. The episode ends on quite a cliff hanger.

Ep. 113 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Time to hang out in the cave with the 2 bears: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert starts this episode with deciding he's going to drink today, and figured it's not fair only uppity non-woke women get to be called Karen... he wants to figure out names for the rest of the spectrum of dumb people. Are you a Liam? We watch the classic viral video of the girl getting hit in the head with a shovel and see what the ladies are up to today. Bert shares a story of when he got a bad concussion in college and we try to figure out how much it's affected him in the present. The bears take a look at some personalized content from ASMR Maddy and go down a whole ASMR rabbit hole. We hear about Bert's experience watching UFC 268 at Madison Square Garden with Justin Gaethje and Rose Namajunas, which leads us to look into the best looking fighters and watch the Joe Schilling altercation at the bar.

Ep. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 111 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 107 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 105 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: - Go to https://3Chi.com and use code BEARS at checkout to receive 5% off your order - Get three extra months free at https://ExpressVPN.com/CAVE.  - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “CAVE” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/CAVE14 and use code CAVE14 for up to 14 free meals plus free shipping! - Get 25% off when you go to https://LiquidIV.com and use code BEARS at checkout It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer out of Austin and we're getting decadent! Bert tries to talk less and ask Tom more questions about what he values. We get into how big of an impact Chris Rock has had on him. We then get a little too much insight on Bert's experience in the bathroom. Bert then wants to find out what luxury means to Tom as they discuss, whiskey, cigars, watches and more! Tom then gets into what it was like to get the car he's been fantasizing about for more than 15 years. Tom shares a devastating meme of Bert and almost dies laughing. The bears then try to imagine their wives with hot throat tattoos and discuss possible matching tattoos for themselves.

Ep. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 97 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Dr. Drew & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 96 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Roy Wood Jr.

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Ep. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 92 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 91 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brendan Schaub

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron

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Ep. 89 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Cassius Marsh

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Ep. 88 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Anthony Jeselnik

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons

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Ep. 86 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Felipe Esparza

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Ep. 85 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Mark Normand

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Ep. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey

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Ep. 83 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ethan Klein

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Ep. 82 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Steve-O & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Keeps.com/BEARS to get your first month of treatment for free! - Get 20% Off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://Public.com/2BEARS to download the app and get a free slice of stock when you join! - Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at https://boxofawesome.com/ and enter the code CAVE at checkout. Ryan Sickler joins Bert Kreischer in place of Tom Segura for this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Ryan and Bert discuss the weirdest things that have been said to them during sex, how Hasan Minhaj pronounces his name, and the least educated states. Ryan also shares several stories of fights he's been in at bars, horse races, and more!

Ep. 80 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ryan Sickler & Bert Kreischer

Check out Josh's new YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/channel/UCpREVmHBIx4QIQLA5ZUx0wA SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to save $200 on your order - Go to https://us.pandora.net/Bears to start shopping or find a store near you. - Head to https://Policygenius.com right now to get started. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to https://www.shipstation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in CAVE for a 60-day free trial. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://SAFishing.com/CAVE to get five face shields for the price of on Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Josh Potter fills in for Bert to talk about everything from new tour dates to living in Los Angeles. To start things off, Potter shotguns a Bud Light seltzer, discusses how his eye sight is getting worse, then tells the story of falling into a moat on his way to do a podcast. Then, Tom and Josh talk about talking to your kids about weed, hearing your parents have sex and chores they hate the most. Next, Potter explains that baseball saved his life during quarantine, the NHL is the worst sports league and how Bills fans have the most fun at football games. Lastly, Tom and Potter talk about the leftover belongings of Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein and how much Potter hates Los Angeles weather.

Ep. 79 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Josh Potter

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Ep. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Watchgang.com/BEARS and use code BEARS for 20% off your first purchase - Go to https://us.Pandora.net/Bears and if you shop online or in-store between 4/22 and 4/26 you will receive a bonus gift with your $150 Pandora jewelry purchase – a limited edition, sterling silver bangle. - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Get 20% Off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS - Get 10% off your first 3 months at https://Ritual.com/BEARS - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code “Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://MillerLite.com/CAVE to find delivery options near you. It's Miller Time. - Go to https://SkylightFrame.com and enter code BEARS to get $10 off your purchase. Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, it's Tom's birthday!! And Bert surprises Tom with a special present to start off the show. Next, Bert talks about his "dad stories", taking a drug test and how he thinks he would enjoy a conservatorship. After that, Tom and Bert discuss their interest in starting a 2B1C winery and talk about their favorite types of wine. Then, Bert proclaims that people are bad at telling their own stories, admits he loves making brown and how much of a floss guy he is. After that, Tom and Bert discuss Lance Bass' upcoming gay bar, other popular gay clubs around Los Angeles and the idea of tennis players like Maria Sharapova and Anna Kournikova as strippers. Last, Bert proves his love of Enrique Iglesias before the boys talk about the latest on Chet Hanks and his White Boy Summer movement.

Ep. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 74 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee

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Ep. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 72 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: - Head to https://Policygenius.com right now to get started. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to https://www.shipstation.com , click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in CAVE for a 60-day free trial. - Go to https://BearbottomClothing.com and use code BEARS to get free shipping on your first order Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer talk about Bert's obsession with candy and predictable repeated tooth loss, the unnerving images of "My Feet Are Killing Me," and get inspiration for their secret handshake from a video of Wake Forest football player, Cortez Lewis. They also discuss experiences they had with comedy legend Patrice O'Neal. And finally they call up Justin Martindale to resolve the age old question, "Who's hotter? Bert or Tim Dillon?"

Ep. 71 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 69 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 68 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 67 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Are you ready for the Big Game on February 7th?! Come hang out with the bears and special guest Warren Sapp as they watch both teams face off in the final game of the season. Get tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Get the new Bud Light Seltzer Lemonade delivered at https://BudLight.com/delivery  - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears - Go to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Download the DraftKings app and use code BEARS to get a free shot at millions of dollars in total prizes! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how Bert is celebrating his power. Bert recaps his "Winston Churchill Day," discusses his house getting broken into, and explains why he loves sunsets. They reveal that the trauma Bert incurred from being cheated on, was actually the result of him cheating first, and watch a clip of AEW commentators flubbing Bert's name once again. They call Cody Rhodes and Snoop Dogg, and Snoop agrees to go fishing with the Bears and Warren Sapp!

Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Are you ready for the Big Game on February 7th?! Come hang out with the bears and special guest Warren Sapp as they watch both teams face off in the final game of the season. Get tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://Feetures.com/CAVE to get $10 off your first pair! - Get 10% off your first 3 months at https://Ritual.com/BEARS - Head to https://Policygenius.com right now to get started. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to  https://vuoriclothing.com/bears  and get 20% off your first purchase plus free shipping on U.S. orders over $75 - Go to https://GetSuperLeaf.com/BEARS and enter code BEARS for 20% off - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use promo code BEARS to enter the free FIFTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR Super Bowl prediction challenge! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode by discussing their upcoming 2 Bears, 1 Sapp "Big Game" live show with NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp. They also discuss things normal, sober people do, surfing in Hawaii, the "Nightstalker" Richard Ramirez, Japanese war crimes during World War II, Armie Hammer's leaked DMs, and Vice President Kamala Harris' sorority affiliation.

Ep. 65 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Are you ready to party with the bears this New Years Eve? Head over to https://ymhstudios.com/livestream and get your tickets now! SPONSORS: - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears Dr. Drew Pinsky fills in for Tom Segura and hangs out with Bert Kreischer as guest-bear on 2 Bears 1 Cave this week! They give Tom a call to check in on how he's doing, Bert confesses to lying to his therapist, and they give a call to a guy that texted Bert as a wrong number... Brandon seems pretty cool! Bert then reveals he had a full blood panel done and comes up with a game for Dr. Drew: guess how healthy I am? Before hearing the results, do you think Bert falls into the "healthy" or "unhealthy" category?

Ep. 62 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Dr. Drew & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 57 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 56 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler

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Ep. 52 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 51 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 50 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 49 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 48 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bobby Lee

SPONSORS: - You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code CAVE. - Get your first visit absolutely free at ForHims.com/bears - If you’re a homeowner, head to Policygenius.com right now to get started and see what weirdly specific amount they could save you - Go to hellotushy.com/BEARS to get 10% off your order -Download the DraftKings app and use code BEARS to get a free shot at millions of dollars in prizes with your first deposit! - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15%. Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but his wife, LeeAnn, joins Tom Segura in his place! LeeAnn weighs in on many of Bert's most outrageous 2 Bears moments. She reacts to his barehanded wiping, lends her opinion on his food intake, analyzes some of his many "Bertisms," responds to Bert's comments about their sex life, and more! She also reveals information from Bert's youth that is new to Tom and the 2 Bears audience.

Ep. 47 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & LeeAnn Kreischer

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Ep. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS. - Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/BEARS and use promo code "BEARS” at checkout to get 20% off your order and free shipping in the US.. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's want for a British hype man. Tom then plays a clip of LeeAnn finding out about Bert's barehanded wiping for him, before discussing that their friends, including Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, are moving. The bears brainstorm where they would like to move. Bert also talks about his best parlor tricks and gambling with Daniel Tosh. They then look at an article on the best rappers over 40 which leads them into discussing the Cam'Ron and Faizon Love beef. They wrap the show up with a three-way call between the bears, Russell Peters, and Faizon Love to discuss the beef.

Ep. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 41 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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