A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804
from Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
by YMH Studios
Published: Wed Apr 02 2025
Show Notes
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A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40 and then shares some stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP’s desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London’s food scene while criticizing Europe’s shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady’s wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 804
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Chapters
- Intro
- UK Trip, Big Dad Energy, & Plane Poopies
- Madison Square Garden
- European Public Toilets
- Opening Clip: Grippy Garfield
- Fat Flight Attendants
- Those Damn Baldwins
- Schizo Evelyn Montage
- Clip: Family Cloth
- Clip: Farting Baddie
- The Life & Times Of Tony Johns
- Tony Johns Sets The Record Straight
- More Wild & Crazy Stories
- Making Dreams Come True
- Clip: Cone To The Face
- Clip: Dumb Push-ups
- Clip: Well Done Ribs
- Cool Guy Collabs
- Shitty Wedding Speech
- Wrap Up
- Closing Song "I Got A DUI, Baby" by grasskingdoms & Fart Simpson
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