Local Hour: Football Is Back, Jack!

"It's a beautiful morning on the Serengeti..."

New rule: Every time Carl, the random black man, sees any of us "being Jeremy," he's allowed to break a bottle over their head.

Also, Dan comes to a spork in the road, Zaslow eats a plain stick, Chris reads, the women of the show flee the premises, Tony wants to talk ball, Billy gives the audience a helpful guide to NFL streaming, and Mike's limited fake RFK knows something you don't.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Mike, and Tony.

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