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Bert Gets Bullied By Lou Reed's Ghost | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

YMH Studios

July 13, 2026

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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer spiral through Bert's newest crisis: figuring out which musicians would actually like him. After Lou Reed tells him off mid-treadmill (entirely inside Bert's head), Bert starts deleting Jane's Addiction and Radiohead from his library, relives Shane Gillis walking out of a Wilco concert after five seconds, and learns his most-played song of all time is "Higher" by Creed. From there, the Bears get into Tom's tour of Kid Rock's 20,000-square-foot, two-bedroom replica White House and meeting Jimmy John from Jimmy John's, a deep dive on Subway Takes and why Bert believes celebrity hot takes are all fake, the viral "white people shouldn't sit on stoops in Bed-Stuy" debate, and a deeply satisfying story of a first-class line cutter getting humbled in front of Viola Davis. Bert also opens up about the final days of his five-and-a-half-month sobriety run, including the recovery books, journaling on planes, and why his first drink back is happening at his daughter Georgia's University of Oregon graduation before going scorched earth on the dad who posted his 4-year-old breaking a rope swing "world record" in Moab. Plus: the MyPillow guy, the thumb-to-arm gut health test, Garth Brooks friendship fantasies, and why Moby would hate them both. If you missed this show, this one's for you.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 333

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Chapters
- Intro
- Lou Reed Talks Shit to Bert on the Treadmill
- Kurt Vile, Bob Dylan, & Shane Gillis Walking Out on Wilco
- Deleting Every Musician Who Wouldn't Like Bert
- Kid Rock's Replica White House & Jimmy John From Jimmy John's
- MyPillow, Workout Underwear & Sleeping Naked
- Subway Takes & J.Lo's Rented Hot Take
- White People on Stoops
- Airport Line Cutters
- Bert's Last Week of Sobriety
- The 4-Year-Old Moab Rope Swing Rant
- Wrap Up

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