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Tom Poops The Bucket, Bert Shit The Bed | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

YMH Studios

June 29, 2026

Show Notes

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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer dig into the wild, unexpected Black audience response to Bad Thoughts Season 2, Tom debuting his "out of your control" philosophy on how comedy lands, and a hilarious accounting of which comedians did and didn't text Bert about his new show. Bert opens up about getting nastier and setting harder boundaries in sobriety, comparing himself to the A-Rod and Rafael Nadal documentaries, and Tom reveals his ongoing health investigation that involves shitting in a bucket for a lab test. The Bears also spiral into a debate on regional diets and genetics, plan a mushroom trip with an actual shaman, get Bert's dad on the phone to discuss his own legendary history of public accidents, and revisit boys' locker room culture versus Gen Z's aversion to male nudity. Plus: a Mountain Dew summer sizzle reel callout to fans, a celebration-of-life merch drop business plan for when they die, and the most detailed bowel movement breakdown the show has ever produced.

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Chapters
- Intro
- Bad Thoughts' Black Fanbase
- Mountain Dew Summer
- Healthiest Guy at the Party
- The Subconscious Mind & Nasty Bert
- Setting Boundaries & the A-Rod Documentary
- Black Graduations, Bert's Identity Crisis & the Rafa Nadal Doc
- Merch Plans for When You Die
- Mushroom Trip & The Gut Health Investigation
- Bert Shit Himself in His Sleep
- Locker Room Talk
- Breeding

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