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The Hunter Biden Episode

Friends Keep Secrets

Perfect Strangers

July 7, 2026

Show Notes

Hunter Biden comes over and it gets real presidential in here. We know he’s not a president in any way, but he’s the closest we’ve ever had to a president on this show so Dave spends a lot of the episode trying not to get too political even though he’s not even sure if it’s fair to say that Hunter is a political person. It turns out Hunter has no secrets anymore and is willing to talk about anything. You want to talk about crack cocaine? He’ll talk about crack cocaine. He’ll also tell you all about getting his entire digital footprint stolen, what the White House is really like, his challenge to cage-fight Don Jr, getting sued by Melania for a billion dollars, whether aliens are real, whether his teeth are real, and whether Joe Biden would ever come on this show in sweats. Plus his story about meeting Melissa and marrying her 10 days later, and the mystical, magical moment between them that saved his life. After that, Dave and Benny convince Hunter to hop on the autotune and he convinces us to get in the streets. Thanks for watching us talk to Hunter Biden. We respect you!

 

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:25 real presidential in here

1:32 cage fight with don jr

2:11 veneers

2:59 rfk jr and the central park bear

4:37 coffee with a little sugar

5:25 worst drug in the world

6:06 addiction rates

6:49 no shame

7:06 is hunter a political person

7:57 sober since 2019

8:18 stolen digital footprint

8:41 the cycle of shame

9:40 targeting hunter

a lot of ammunition

the laptop

a new level of cruelty

democratic leadership vacuum

new york post stories

planning to disappear

first date in 23 years

crack stigma

married after 10 days

the most mystical moment

trial by fire

reading the comments

joe biden as a dad

16 hours a day every day

what's that white house like

what's up with the aliens

presidential secrets

a particularly good question

running for president

the obamas

if taylor swift ran for president

politics as sport

the catalyst for change

AI

loneliness epidemic

these motherf***ers and their algorithms

epstein files

sued by melania for a billion

eliminationist rhetoric

how does the secret service work

how the white house works

oval office

presidential food security protocols

baby in a chewbacca costume

bad teaching

taking this show onto the couch

hunter's art

dave's political piece

what is art

should hunter do onlyfans

the ed sheeran song

is benny our generation's rick rubin

the process of making things

hunter's daughters love "dave"

freaky friday

hunter = humanity

why we do this show

a space to talk about politics

influence

what politics is

gen alpha

our real enemy

freestyle

joe biden in sweatpants

the full circularity of this afternoon

moving forward with love

 

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